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Telephone Tag, Medical Jokes, Doctor’s Humor
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Nursing Jokes & Humor
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Jul 14, 2009 00:01 PDT
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Telephone Tag, Medical Jokes, Doctor’s Humor.
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A doctor calls a patient to report on a bone scan and biopsy.
The patient is out so the doctor leaves a message to call. As usual, no
medical details are left.
After a day of telephone tag, the doctor and the patient finally get
together on the phone.
Says the doctor in a matter of fact voice, "I have good news and bad
news. Which will you have first?"
"The good news." "
OK. The reports say that your cancer has metastasized all over and that
you have 48 hours to live."
"You call that good news? It must be the bad news. What could possibly
be worse?"
"Well, the bad news is that I tried to call you yesterday."
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Skin Graft, Medical Jokes, Marriage Humor:"A married couple were in a
terrible accident in which the woman's face was severely burned. The
doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from her body
because she was too thin. So the husband offered to donate some of his
own skin. However, the only skin on his body that the doctor felt was
suitable would have to come from his buttocks."
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Obsessions, Psychiatric Jokes, Medical Humor:"A psychiatrist was
conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their
small children. You all have obsessions," he observed."
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