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Making A Great Recovery, Medical Jokes, Patient Humor
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Nursing Jokes & Humor
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Jul 31, 2009 10:01 PDT
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Making A Great Recovery, Medical Jokes, Patient Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/medical
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A man had a heart attack and was rushed to the hospital where he had
quadruple bypass operation.
After the operation, the doctor went by to see him everyday. Things
went well and each day the patient was feeling better and better.
On the third day the doctor walked into the room and the man was sitting
up smiling.
Doctor: "So, you look great, how are you feeling?"
"Like a million bucks replied the man, I'm ready for the bill now"
"Not yet" cautioned the doctor, "I don't think you are strong enough."
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More Medical Jokes, http://www.nursinghumor.com/medical
Eating Ants, Emergency Room Jokes, Medical Humor:"A medical student was
doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control center. One day,
this woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter
eating ants."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/ants
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Overdue Appointment, Medical Jokes, Patient Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/overdue
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The Right Size, Medical Jokes, Surgical Humor:"John was successful in
his career, but as he got older he was increasingly hampered at work by
terrible headaches."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/size
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Exam Professionalism, Medical Jokes, Doctor's Humor:"A beautiful,
voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist. The doctor takes one look at
this woman and all his professionalism goes out the window."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/exam
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Top Ten Signs You Need A New Doctor, Medical Jokes, Top Ten Humor:"- He
calls you at two in the morning "just to talk." Instead of rubber
surgical gloves he wears oven mitts."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/need
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Taking As Directed, Medical Jokes, Doctor Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/directed
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Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/carols
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Too Late, Doctors Jokes, Gallows Humor:"The orthopedic surgeon I work
for was moving to a new office, and his staff was helping transport many
of the items."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/late
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The Circumcision, Medical Jokes, Kids Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/circumcision
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Able To Play? Operating Room Jokes, Medical Humor:"A doctor has come to
see one of his patients in a hospital. The patient has had major surgery
to both of his hands."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/play
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Feeling Exhausted, Medical Jokes, Patient Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/exhausted
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Getting Even, Nursing Jokes, Physician Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/getting/
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How Long? Emergency Department Jokes, Medical Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/how
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Virtually Deaf? Getting Older Jokes, Medical Humor:"An elderly gentleman
finally invested in a hearing aid after becoming virtually deaf. It was
one of those invisible hearing aids. Soon after, he went for a
check-up."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/deaf
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She Didn't Make It, Medical Jokes, Emergency Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/it
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New Secretary, Doctor's Jokes, Battle of The Sexes Humor:"Dr. Johnson
got himself a new secretary. She was young, sweet, and very polite. One
day while taking dictation, she noticed his fly was open."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/secretary
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