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Wishing For Smarts, Nursing Jokes, EMS Humor
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Nursing Jokes & Humor
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Aug 01, 2009 21:10 PDT
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Wishing For Smarts, Nursing Jokes, EMS Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/smarts
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Three nurses are walking along the beach when they find an old lamp. One
of the nurses rubs the lamp and out pops a genie!
"For freeing me, I'll give each of you one wish," announces the genie.
The first nurse says, "I want to be twice as smart as I am now, that way
I'll be a better nurse."
The genie puts his hand to his temple and concentrates, then smiles and
says, "It is done."
The second nurse declares, "Well, I want to be ten times as smart!"
Again, the genie concentrates and then says, "It is done."
The third nurse, not to be outdone, asks, "Can you make me one hundred
times smarter than I am now?"
The genie puts his hand to his temple, then pauses and asks the third
nurse, "Are you sure you want to be a paramedic?"
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More Medical Jokes, http://www.nursinghumor.com/medical
Last Words, Doctor Jokes, Priest Humor:
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Quick Diagnosis, Doctor Jokes, Physician Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/diagnosis
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Come Quick! Medical Jokes, Marriage Humor:
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Taking Notes, Doctor Jokes, Getting Older Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/notes
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Fine Art, Medical Jokes, Gallows Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/art
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Healthcare Dollars, Medical Jokes, Healthcare Humor:"In reviewing how
our healthcare dollars are spent, the following statistics were
revealed."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/dollars
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Medical Bloopers Found In Patient Charts, Doctor Jokes, Medical Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/bloopers
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Skin Graft, Medical Jokes, Marriage Humor:"A married couple were in a
terrible accident in which the woman's face was severely burned. The
doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from her body
because she was too thin. So the husband offered to donate some of his
own skin. However, the only skin on his body that the doctor felt was
suitable would have to come from his buttocks."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/graft
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Big Words, Children's Jokes, Medical Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/words
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Small, Medium or Large? Doctor Jokes, Marriage Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/medium
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Bad News, Worse News, Medical Jokes, Geriatric Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/news
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A Future Physician, Medical Jokes, Parenting Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/future
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Obsessions, Psychiatric Jokes, Medical Humor:"A psychiatrist was
conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their
small children. You all have obsessions," he observed."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/obsessions
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Sun Burn Treatment, Medical Jokes, Patient Care Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/sun
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