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Your First Time, Nursing Jokes, Medical Humor
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Nursing Jokes & Humor
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Sep 23, 2009 20:58 PDT
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Your First Time, Nursing Jokes, Medical Humor
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Its your first time and as you lie back, your muscles tighten. You put
him off for a while, searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be
swayed.
As he approaches you, he asks if you are afraid.
You shake your head bravely. He has had more experience but its the
first time his finger has found the right place.
He probes deeply and you shiver your body tenses but he is gentle as he
promised he would be. He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to
trust him, he has done this many times before. His cool smile relaxes
you and you open wider to give him more room for easy entrance.
You begin to plead with him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time
wanting to cause you little pain as possible.
As he presses closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give away. Pain
surges throughout your body and you feel a slight trickle of blood. He
continues and looks at you with a concerned look and asks you if its too
painful.
Your eyes are filled with tears, but you shake your head and nod for him
to go on.
He begins moving in and out with skill but you are too numb to feel him
within you. After a few frenzied moments, you feel something burst
within you and he pulls it out of you. You lay panting and glad to have
it over. He looks at you smiling warmly, tells you that you have been
his most stubborn but yet rewarding experience.
You smile and thank your dentist. After all it was your first time
having a tooth pulled.
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Last Words, Doctor Jokes, Priest Humor:
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Quick Diagnosis, Doctor Jokes, Physician Humor:
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Come Quick! Medical Jokes, Marriage Humor:
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Taking Notes, Doctor Jokes, Getting Older Humor:
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Fine Art, Medical Jokes, Gallows Humor:
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Healthcare Dollars, Medical Jokes, Healthcare Humor:"In reviewing how
our healthcare dollars are spent, the following statistics were
revealed."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/dollars
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Medical Bloopers Found In Patient Charts, Doctor Jokes, Medical Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/bloopers
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Skin Graft, Medical Jokes, Marriage Humor:"A married couple were in a
terrible accident in which the woman's face was severely burned. The
doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from her body
because she was too thin. So the husband offered to donate some of his
own skin. However, the only skin on his body that the doctor felt was
suitable would have to come from his buttocks."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/graft
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Big Words, Children's Jokes, Medical Humor:
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Small, Medium or Large? Doctor Jokes, Marriage Humor:
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Bad News, Worse News, Medical Jokes, Geriatric Humor
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A Future Physician, Medical Jokes, Parenting Humor:
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Obsessions, Psychiatric Jokes, Medical Humor:"A psychiatrist was
conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their
small children. You all have obsessions," he observed."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/obsessions
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Sun Burn Treatment, Medical Jokes, Patient Care Humor:
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