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Diving Right In, Psychiatric Jokes, Medical Humor
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Nursing Jokes & Humor
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Oct 14, 2009 18:02 PDT
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Diving Right In, Psychiatric Jokes, Medical Humor
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Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given
by the head psychiatrist.
If the patients pass the exam, they will be free to leave the hospital.
However, if they fail, the institution will detain them for five years.
The doctor takes the three patients to the top of a diving board looking
over an empty swimming pool, and asks the first patient to jump.
The first patient jumps head first into the pool and breaks both arms.
The second patient jumps and breaks both legs.
The third patient looks over the side and refuses to jump.
"Congratulations! You're a free man. Just tell me why didn't you jump?"
asked the doctor.
"Well Doc, I can't swim!"
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Concerned Mother, Psychiatric Jokes, Prescription Drug Humor:"The mother
of a problem child was advised by a psychiatrist, "You are far too upset
and worried about your son. I suggest you take tranquilizers regularly."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/concerned
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Firm Advice, Psychiatric Jokes, Marriage Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/advice
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Going Blind, Psychiatric Jokes, Medical Humor:"Jon and Dave were in a
mental institution. This place had an annual contest, picking two of the
best patients and giving them two questions. If they got them correct,
they're deemed cured and free to go."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/psych
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Hung Up To Dry, Mental Health Jokes, Psychiatric Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/dry
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Most Difficult Psych Case, Psychiatric Jokes, Patient Humor:"Two
psychiatrists were at a convention. As they conversed over dinner, one
asked the other, "So, tell me, what was your most difficult case?"
http://www.nursinghumor.com/case
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Obsessions, Psychiatric Jokes, Medical Humor:"A psychiatrist was
conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their
small children. You all have obsessions," he observed."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/obsessions
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Psychiatric Hotline, Mental Health Humor, Psychiatric Jokes
http://www.nursinghumor.com/hotline
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