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Screwed Up Labs, Medical Jokes, Laboratory Humor
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Nursing Jokes & Humor
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Oct 21, 2009 19:07 PDT
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Screwed Up Labs, Medical Jokes, Laboratory Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/screwed
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Mrs. Ward goes to the doctor's office to collect her husband's test
results.
The lab tech says to her, "I'm sorry, ma'am, but there has been a bit of
a mix-up and we have a problem.
When we sent the samples from your husband to the lab, the samples from
another Mr. Ward were sent as well and we are now uncertain which one is
your husband's. Frankly, it is either bad or terrible."
"What do you mean?" Mrs. Ward asked.
"Well, one has tested positive for Alzheimer's and the other for AIDS.
We can't tell which is your husband."
"That's terrible! Can we do the test over?" questioned Mrs.Ward.
"Normally, yes. But Medicare won't pay for these expensive tests more
than once."
"Well, what am I supposed to do now?"
"The people at Medicare recommend that you drop your husband off in the
middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't sleep with him."
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More Medical Humor, http://www.nursinghumor.com/medical
Eating Ants, Emergency Room Jokes, Medical Humor:"A medical student was
doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control center. One day,
this woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter
eating ants."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/ants
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Overdue Appointment, Medical Jokes, Patient Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/overdue
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The Right Size, Medical Jokes, Surgical Humor:"John was successful in
his career, but as he got older he was increasingly hampered at work by
terrible headaches."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/size
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Exam Professionalism, Medical Jokes, Doctor's Humor:"A beautiful,
voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist. The doctor takes one look at
this woman and all his professionalism goes out the window."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/exam
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Top Ten Signs You Need A New Doctor, Medical Jokes, Top Ten Humor:"- He
calls you at two in the morning "just to talk." Instead of rubber
surgical gloves he wears oven mitts."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/need
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Taking As Directed, Medical Jokes, Doctor Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/directed
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Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/carols
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Too Late, Doctors Jokes, Gallows Humor:"The orthopedic surgeon I work
for was moving to a new office, and his staff was helping transport many
of the items."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/late
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The Circumcision, Medical Jokes, Kids Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/circumcision
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Able To Play? Operating Room Jokes, Medical Humor:"A doctor has come to
see one of his patients in a hospital. The patient has had major surgery
to both of his hands."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/play
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Feeling Exhausted, Medical Jokes, Patient Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/exhausted
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Getting Even, Nursing Jokes, Physician Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/getting/
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How Long? Emergency Department Jokes, Medical Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/how
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Virtually Deaf? Getting Older Jokes, Medical Humor:"An elderly gentleman
finally invested in a hearing aid after becoming virtually deaf. It was
one of those invisible hearing aids. Soon after, he went for a
check-up."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/deaf
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She Didn't Make It, Medical Jokes, Emergency Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/it
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New Secretary, Doctor's Jokes, Battle of The Sexes Humor:"Dr. Johnson
got himself a new secretary. She was young, sweet, and very polite. One
day while taking dictation, she noticed his fly was open."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/secretary
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