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The Daily Probe -- January 31, 2002
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Jan 31, 2002 14:08 PST
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January 31, 2002
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* President Bush Chokes, Faints While Eating Q-Tip
* Rush Limbaugh Can Hear On One Side Again, Just Like Before
* Rebuilding Enron Hires Marty Schottenheimer
* Annual Film Award Shows Exceed Annual Films
* New $250 Air Jordans Feature Ass-Wiping Capability
* Porn Industry Honors Former Star By Retiring Number 69
* Larry King Passes Dick Clark as Oldest Living American
* Golden Globes: "She's the Sheriff" Snubbed Again
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