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The Daily Probe -- February 6, 2002
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Feb 06, 2002 11:37 PST
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* Warner's God Confused by Super Bowl Date Change
* Jared Eaten by Fergie; "He Was Only 6 Points" Says Spokesduchess
* Bush Asks to Meet Sheik Jerbhouti, Giggles During NSA Briefing
* Phone Fails to Ring in 39 Minutes; Email Somehow Not True
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