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The Daily Probe -- April 10, 2002
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Apr 10, 2002 10:38 PDT
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April 10, 2002
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* Study: Amish Internet Usage Remains Steady
* FDA Approves Powerful New Placebo
* Dick Vitale's Wife Tires of Sexual Commentary
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* Bush Calls for Mid-East Peace So that Invasion of Iraq
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* Hugecom-Babcock Merger Blocked for Fear of Name
* Israeli Military Leaves Flaming Bag of Dog Doo on Arafat's
Doorstep
* Career in Jeopardy After Robin Williams Regains Sanity
* IRS Issues Ruling On "Love You Take = Love You Make" Tax Shelters
* Suicide Bombers Warned Virgin Pool Will be Bankrupt by 2004
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* Opinion: Not Fellating Me Is 'Terrorism'
* Cubs Fans Seek Reparations
* Shakira Brings Pop Music Much-Needed Dose of Mediocrity,
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* Old-Timer Forgets That He Forgot Something
* "Cool Dad" Actually Drug Dealer, Pimp, Not a Dad
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