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The Daily Probe -- August 29, 2002
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Aug 29, 2002 13:35 PDT
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August 29, 2002
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* CNN Engineers Struggle To Tether Lighter-Than-Air Connie Chung
* Man Seeks Injunction to Prevent Spammers from Looking at
His Little Penis
* Michigan Rejects EPA Claims State's Drinking Water Too Chunky
* Start of School Year Marked by Shift From Freeze-Pops to Ritalin
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