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The Daily Probe -- December 24, 2002
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Dec 24, 2002 12:36 PST
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December 24, 2002
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The Daily Probe has been nominated as the Best
Satirical News website of 2002 by About.com.
Of course, it's an honor just to be nominated, etc.
-- but we'd really like to win that sucker.
So PLEASE click on the link below and vote for us!
We're in the third category from the top.
http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/bldotcomedy2002.htm
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[ DOMESTIC NEWS ]
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* Man With Broken Remote Pleads for WB to Make It Stop
* Pauly Shore Named Director of Homeland Obscurity
* Metaphor-Abusing Consultant Placed Inside The Box
* Greenpeace Women Snatch Up Ent-Shaped Vibrators
* Bush Promises Not to Start a War *Today,* Taking It One Day
at a Time
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http://www.dailyprobe.com
Read almost-true stories and headlines such as:
* "Jingle Bells" Converts Hundreds of Children to Christianity
* Winter Storms Slightly Moisten Panicked Californians
* New WTC Designs Lacking "bin Laden Getting Sodomized" Theme
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[ MORE HEADLINES ]
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* Hans Blix's "I Must Search You for Weapons of Mass Destruction"
Pick-up Line Nearing End of Useful Life
* New "Mike's Hard Cocktail" Fails to Clear Censors
* White House: Iraq's Magnets of Mass Destruction Can Slam Moon
Into Earth
* Study: Many Trees Are Bored And Would Appreciate a Day Off
* PETA Praises Child-Beating Mom for Not Harming Any Animals
* Executive's Briefcase Filled Only With Comic Books
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