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Acceptable Uses for the "F" Word
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Razzie Humour
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Aug 04, 2003 11:32 PDT
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There are only eleven times in history where the "F" word has been
considered acceptable for use. They are as follows:
11. "What the @#$% do you mean we are sinking?"
- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912
10. "What the @#$% was that?"
- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945
9. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"
- Custer, 1877
8. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that."
- Einstein, 1938
7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!"
- Picasso, 1926
6. "How the @#$% did you work that out?"
- Pythagorus, 126 BC
5. "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?"
- Michelangelo, 1566
4. "Where the @#$% are we?"
- Amelia Earhart, 1937
3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers....My ass!"
- Noah, 4314 BC
2. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"
-Bill Clinton, 1999
and a drum roll....................
1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this @%#*^ing mad."
- Sadaam Hussein, 2003.
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