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American Tourist
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Razzie Humour
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Aug 14, 2003 16:08 PDT
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An American tourist in London found himself needing to take a leak
something terrible. After a long search, he just couldn't find any
public bathroom to relieve himself. So he went down one of the side
streets to take care of business. Just as he was unzipping, a London
police officer showed up.
"Look here, old chap, what are you doing?," the officer asked.
"I'm sorry," the American replied, but I really gotta take a leak."
"You can't do that here," the officer told him. "Look, follow me."
The police officer led him to a beautiful garden with lots of grass,
pretty flowers and manicured hedges.
"Here," said the policeman, "whiz away."
The American tourist gratefully shrugged, then turned, unzipped, and
started pissing on the flowers.
"Ahhh!," he said in relief.
Then turning toward the officer he said, "This is very nice of you. Is
this British courtesy?"
"No," retorted the policeman. "It's the French Embassy."
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