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This is what happened to Buford.  Razzie Humour
 May 30, 2006 07:10 PDT 

This is what happened to Buford.

Doesn't it seem that more and more physicians are running their
practices like an assembly line?

Here's what happened to Buford:

Buford walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what
he had.

Buford said, Shingles.

So she wrote down his name, address, medical insurance number and told
him to have a seat.

Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aide came out and asked Buford what he
had. Buford said, Shingles.

So she wrote down his height, weight, a complete medical history and
told Buford to wait in the examining room.

A half hour later a nurse came in and asked Buford what he had. Buford
said, Shingles.

So the nurse gave Buford a blood test, a blood pressure test, an
electrocardiogram, and told Buford to take off all his clothes and wait
for the doctor.

An hour later the doctor came in and asked Buford what he had. Buford
said, Shingles.

The doctor asked, Where?

Buford said, Outside on the truck. Where do you want them?
	
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